Notes made to myself today.
1) Do NOT drink a giant lift plus and a Big V all in one day and pretty much drink them each in one sitting. You will feel sick and want to throw up and get a headache and also not be able to get to sleep. Especially when you have to get up at 6 every morning. Bad idea.
2) Don't drink a whole bottle of water before getting on a bus, I can guarantee your bladder will pretty much explode. The only toilets being public toilets in not so nice places... and then having to get on another bus then walking home very fast because you might pee your pants.
3) Don't walk on grass when its just been raining.. it will be muddy and gross and your new shoes will get dirty.
4) Don't try to kill a prayer mantis when your hands are full, it will fall on you and try to eat you which will cause you to drop all the groceries and scream.
5) Don't text and walk. 99% of the time you will walk into something or someone.
6) Get some muscles. Small dogs aren't meant to be pulling you.
7) Get a tan. Being white in winter is like being a vampire in Australia.
8) Don't wear black in the sun. It will make you very very hot and also make you look whiter.
9) Want to look tan, wear white. Just don't eat a pie with tomato sauce.
10) If you draw on your hands with felt tip its extremely hard to get off.
Note to self, remember these and your life will be 'that' much easier :)
1) Do NOT drink a giant lift plus and a Big V all in one day and pretty much drink them each in one sitting. You will feel sick and want to throw up and get a headache and also not be able to get to sleep. Especially when you have to get up at 6 every morning. Bad idea.
2) Don't drink a whole bottle of water before getting on a bus, I can guarantee your bladder will pretty much explode. The only toilets being public toilets in not so nice places... and then having to get on another bus then walking home very fast because you might pee your pants.
3) Don't walk on grass when its just been raining.. it will be muddy and gross and your new shoes will get dirty.
4) Don't try to kill a prayer mantis when your hands are full, it will fall on you and try to eat you which will cause you to drop all the groceries and scream.
5) Don't text and walk. 99% of the time you will walk into something or someone.
6) Get some muscles. Small dogs aren't meant to be pulling you.
7) Get a tan. Being white in winter is like being a vampire in Australia.
8) Don't wear black in the sun. It will make you very very hot and also make you look whiter.
9) Want to look tan, wear white. Just don't eat a pie with tomato sauce.
10) If you draw on your hands with felt tip its extremely hard to get off.
Note to self, remember these and your life will be 'that' much easier :)
Loved it Ari :)
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